outofcontextdnd:

"Here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to put your pants back on, I’m going to give this sunflower back to the elves, and we are never going to speak of this again."

-Cleric to Ranger

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

tagged: #honestly 
yourfaveisactuallyarobotimpostor:

Your fave is actually a robot imposter! :: DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON 
ROBOT SINCE: 16 April, 1998
ROBOT TYPE: Custom construction based on ASTRO ZX-1000 Autonomous Mining Vessel
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Microwave oven, shoulder tarantula
AFFILIATION: Free agent
FUN FACT: Can tow up to 75,000x own mass
STATUS OF HUMAN PROTOTYPE:  Unknown (as of 11/1998)

yourfaveisactuallyarobotimpostor:

Your fave is actually a robot imposter!
:: DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON

  • ROBOT SINCE: 16 April, 1998
  • ROBOT TYPE: Custom construction based on ASTRO ZX-1000 Autonomous Mining Vessel
  • SPECIAL ABILITIES: Microwave oven, shoulder tarantula
  • AFFILIATION: Free agent
  • FUN FACT: Can tow up to 75,000x own mass
  • STATUS OF HUMAN PROTOTYPE:  Unknown (as of 11/1998)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

but on the other hand all this walking is great for my ass

sourcedumal:

b1gsp1n:

cvlxb:

diphtheria:

franzkafkavevo:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

i wish i was having as much fun as them honestly

This is amazing

was about to stop watching but that boi on the escalator

This syncs up so perfect

But dude on the damn escalator tho…

But I will say I’m loving the body diversity happening in all of this…..

zazzle-poetry:

videogamecartridge:

no matter how much you embarrass yourself in public always remember at least you’re not wearing a “zazzle poetry” shirt

image

buy here

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.